About Piper...

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I am my own vintage, I am faceted, unique, crazy.

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I also have to try to separate all my crazy into tidy categories so that people will at least pretend that I am speaking English.

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Witchy Piper: Is obsessive about her personal space, loves making things and has a packed Lunar Calendar that she created in Google. Something to do every day! Sometimes so much to do that she dodges real life.. that is right this girl wants to be a full-time Witch if Witches had paid clergy like the Catholics, she would totally be a Nun. You can track her calendar here. She is even ordained to perform services.

Know-it-All Piper: Is a whore for knowledge and trivia and she isn't afraid to use it! From preparing for the collapse of western society or just slaughtering her friends and family at Trivial Pursuit... Her proudest moment was presenting a former boss with a Thesaurus along with her resignation.

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Darling Piper: This tomboy who ran, climbed trees, did Karate/Judo, went frog hunting and got in fistfights with her little brother's bullies? Yeah, she likes the girl stuff, romance novels, dresses, and even make-up; while she doesn't do the girly thing often, she can't go shopping without buzzing the cosmetics and is more up to date on the goings at fashion week than her fashionista colleagues. *Shrug* Her Mom modeled during the '70s.

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